The Little Book with No Pictures Board Book

What might the words in this book with no pictures make the reader say? 
Maybe: "BONK my nose!" or "MOO like a cow!" or "Eat the book—yum yum yum!"
It might even include some actions, like bouncing and hugging and dancing.
Wait—WHAT?!

This book is ridiculous! And so much silly fun!

Board Book measures 6.56 "W x 7.06 "H x 0.73 "D